A conversation by a group of 1st graders went like this:
girl: "God IS a man"
boy: "No, he's not he's a spirit"
boy: "God can't be man AND spirit, spirits aren't real"
girl: "Well God is a haurt, so he must be made up of awl haurts."
A sweet girl in another 1st grade class:
girl: "Hey guess what I'm doing. I bet you can't guess"
me: "oh, well drawing a wonderful landscape it appears"
girl: "Well, no I'm drawing whatever my heart tells me to.See I'm just listening to my heart and then drawing."
"You can watch me if you want to."