(3rd grader) " you know she thank she all that, JUMPIN' in somebody else's Kool-Aid..don't know who she thank she is.."
(6th grader) " she look like an Eskimo hooker " (uhm-they were talking about me in my dress with a scarf)
" you talk too much girl, you needs a diary or somethin'
(teacher friend) "you like an 'Oops', you know one of those Oreos that's black in the middle and white on the outside - you know you cool like one of us, that's all I'm sayin' "
More later, cheers!